If you can remember how much you've drunk in an evening, you either weren't drunk, or you're a light-weight..
I hope my mum doesn't read this post.
But she probably will.
Her and the gestapo.
Mums get everwhere.
But at the same time, they're generally kind minded, and looking out or their little offspring.
And I as a junior manchild, (if my mum is reading) I love my mum.
(But at the moment I resent my boss's friends for getting me quite so drunk last night, which has overspilled into this evening.)